heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube

That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket

by gfjb December 28, 2015

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022

pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.

Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.

by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

ran his pockets

Cause the person mostly, the men, to go broke.

Oprah ran his pockets for a new outfit.

by LaShon May 28, 2006

Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her

“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night”

by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018