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Mike

Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
Mike is a true person
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
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Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."
by proton_800 November 9, 2021
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Mike perry

He is a absolute fine
by Poo Poo head a November 11, 2020
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Mikee

Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.
“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”
by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021
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mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man
" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "
by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022
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MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
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Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them
example: want to do a moisty mike tonight
by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018
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