M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.

Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.

by M&M Sweats July 11, 2023

M him

When you murder or violently assault somebody for whatever reason.

A: "Michael threated to call the ops so I had to M him."

by Wojcck October 18, 2022

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

Covid-m

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.

What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?

by Covido December 10, 2020

Miss M.

(noun): An extraordinary, compassionate, and dedicated teacher who goes above and beyond for her students. Known for her ability to inspire, engage, and organize unforgettable experiences, like trips and extracurricular activities. Her presence in the classroom is unmatched, and she is deeply missed by her students when she is not around.

After that unforgettable trip, we all realized how much we'd miss Miss M. during the summer break - she truly is one in a million.

When I think of a perfect teacher, Miss M. immediately comes to mind; her passion for education is contagious and we appreciate all her hard work.

by Big Boy Bobby Brown Lee March 24, 2023

izzi m

huge bop, yet rather chill considering her lore

"yeah mate rexs misso (izzi m) is a huge bop but shes chill"

by dadadadadadadadadadada June 4, 2024

aarav m

aarav is such a wholesome, genuinley wholehearted person, great personality and pretty eyes. HE HAS THE MOST CUTEST SMILE

SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA SQUISH HIS FACE AND TELL HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM AND GIVE HIM KISSES FR. ahem. in conclusion im so in love omg. the day we started talking, i had no idea this wwould be how it turned out, i knew somethngi was gonna happen between uss (i had hope :) ) but i didnt know i was gonna fall this deeply in love with you handsome. as time progressed and i fell iin love with you i knew i could give you my heart.. everything about you just makes me so comfortable, happy, like ican be my true authentic self, im normal (for the most part 💀) your sweet adorable presece just makes me wanna smile so hard, like i cant even be sad around you no more!!. i can guarantee theres no on ethat could treat me as amazing as you do. the way you laugh, the way you smile <3, our amazing fun times together. i like you becasye of who your personality showed me you were and how big of a heart ❤️ you have. god really did send me the most coolest, handsomest, pettiest (yES PETTY and i love you so much for that, dont even stop being petty honey) sweetest guy ever known and im blessed to have gotten to know you fr, my year couldnt have been better, youmean so much to me sweetheart. i love you so much aarav.

aarav pulled a 10/10 broo, yeah no shit that's aarav bro
aarav has abs.
im blessed i got to know THE aarav m

by breeadwinner14 January 25, 2024