Lady Bod

When your lady body is no longer what it was. The unsettling and unfathomable phase your body enters into after the age of 25.

I am having trouble accepting this lady bod.

I can't eat carbs after 4PM, I have a lady bod.

by RayneOcean June 2, 2017

lady stealer

Generally an asshole or fuckboi who is obsessed with stealing chicks from another man

Ian is such a lady stealer

he stole by bitch last night

by Nigletboss420 August 1, 2017

Lady Mullet

When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.

I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.

by DeezNutsWithAMicroPenis March 22, 2023

"Lady Godiva" Story

A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.

"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."

by VincentGo! March 4, 2023

Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.

Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

Moonlit lady

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a girlfriend.

My moonlit lady baked me a birthday cake

by Happybeair February 3, 2018

Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024