kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

kick it over cunt

when someone has something you want and you make them give it to you by saying "Kick it over cunt"

Sick cunt Memo was walking down flinders street and ran into a person wearing his favorite designer brand jacket and Memo wanted it, so he said to the person "kick it over cunt" and the person had to give it to him.

by renmem July 12, 2022

Booty Kick

Kicking something with your booty

I just booty kicked the door shut

by Yfr60 July 29, 2022

Drop Kick

An acrobatic professional wrestling maneuver in which a person launches both of their feet high in the air to strike a person or object. Most famously, this was what Mr. Belvedere always did to his jacket when he came through the door.

When I drop kicked my jacket when I came through the door, no one glared.

by David Brumbelow July 2, 2022

Kicks Dicks

A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.

"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."

by Coel James July 4, 2022

kicked it

Used as slang for leaving somewhere

Yea I wasn't feeling the movie so I kicked it

by SneakyT2004 August 9, 2022

kicked up

to be on a high / feel high

"i got so kicked up"

by cornpottage? August 14, 2022