by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

by thatonehamsandwich September 13, 2023

This phrase is a reference to the commonly used phrase “Let’s Just Be Friends”, which is primarily used by women towards men. This counter-framing of the dynamic rejects the “LJBF” frame, and instead asserts that you are not interested in a relationship that excludes romance/sex. It is most effective when it is stated, and immediately followed by total silence, sometimes called “ghosting.” If you do not immediately counter their reframing of your relationship and separate from all contact, you are most certainly guaranteed endless pain and agony as you continue to communicate with someone who is using you on their terms. Their motives are attention and validation, and they are exploiting your romantic feelings and desire for them, with no intention of ever reciprocating. Rather than doing the dignified thing and leaving you alone, they are stroking their ego and desperate need for attention at any cost.
“I’m sorry Michael, but I don’t like you like that. I think you’re a great guy and you’ll make someone happy someday. You’re a really good friend, you’re like, probably my BEST friend, so Let’s Just Be Friends.”
“Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*
“Oh okay, I see what this is. I agree, we have no romantic future then, so Let’s Just Be Strangers.” *blocks, deletes number, never talks to her again*
by anonymous October 16, 2022

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

a term for having simple dinner plans and ending up at epic parties with Daniel Laporte with incredibly attractive/successful people and being fed the alcoholic equivalent of rocket fuel by his supermodel BFFs until 3am.
Hey, we could get a layover in Reno... let's rent an RV and we'll JUST STOP BY this cool little event, Burning Man....
Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...
It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...
Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...
It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...
by RootSigma December 13, 2021

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".
Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.
Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"
by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019
