Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

by airun September 26, 2008

Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

by jjamiie March 6, 2011

ba-jesus

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

by Albert RIppel April 22, 2005

Baby Medical Jesus

Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.

Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.

If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)

Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!

by Someone they know February 14, 2010