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Indiana river boat

When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
by Jordiablo April 10, 2024
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Indianisation

This dish has gone through some indianisation.
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Indiana fever

Indiana Fever. Home of goddess Caitlin Clark along with her hairiest cooter in all the land
Indiana Fever currently employs Caitlin Clark along with her hairy cooter
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India

Where you can find burnt people and air pollution.
Also home to that one random guy who keeps saying you need to give him your social security number over the phone to return the 3,000 dollars you accidentally spent on gluesticks.
Person 1: Oh, this guy with an accent from India wants my SSN.
Person 2: And you're going to give it to him? India's going to steal your money.
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Indian blumpkin

When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.
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Indian praiser

One whom offers praise and abruptly recinds said praise.
Mom told me "Good job!" Then said "Nevermind! You did a shitty job!!" She's such an Indian praiser!
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Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear
I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!
by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024
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