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[Hand to Pocket disease]

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
by Hope Snow February 21, 2009
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Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
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Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket
by gfjb December 28, 2015
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pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.
Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.
by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007
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albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time
i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket
by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017
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Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her
“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night
by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018
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ran his pockets

Cause the person mostly, the men, to go broke.
Oprah ran his pockets for a new outfit.
by LaShon May 28, 2006
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