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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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I'm eighteen!

A song by Alice Cooper. Good song to listen to when you turn eighteen.
Turns eighteen: I'm eighteen!, and I don't know what I want!
by Avocado Toast ✰ November 6, 2018
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I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)
Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
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Explain like I'm 5

Typically used on Reddit or AI language models like ChatGPT, this phrase is used wjem tje uiser would like something explained in an extremely simple and easy-to-understand way.
User: "Explain like I'm 5, what is the difference between a motherboard and a CPU?"
ChatGPT: "The motherboard is the robot's body with roads, and the CPU is the robot's brain that tells it how to move and think. They work together to make the robot work, just like in a computer!"
by WaterSpace September 29, 2023
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