Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021

Smoking Governer

A term smoking weed or crack

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.

by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021

Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names

Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.

by Brandon6666 April 16, 2021

spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021