green and lingling 

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up

in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3

green and lingling by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009

Green Cross Code 

The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!

WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)

Green Cross Code by F!$h!e February 4, 2010

Green Jacket 

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

Green Jacket by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010

Green Monster 

Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.

Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.

Green Monster by mel1921 June 6, 2011

Green Day 

A great alternative/rock band that is mistaken to be listened to by today's teenagers and wanna be goths. But, is really just a great band that deserves more credit than they get.

Hey what's your favorite band?

Green Day.

You wanna be goth! You probably don't even know any other rock bands.

No? I just think it's a good band, and yes I do listen to more than Green Day. They're just my favorite band in my favorite genre of music...

Green Day by Surfergirl November 17, 2014

Green Partyboob 

A registered Green Party voter who went to the polls to vote for Bernie Sanders and found out that they have to be a registered Democrat to vote in the New York State presidential primaries.

"Hey man did you feel the Bern and vote yesterday?"
"I couldn't. I registered with the hippie Green Party in 1994 and haven't watched the news since. Didn't know I had to register Democrat."
"Dude. You're such a Green Partyboob!"

Green Partyboob by Fleetsailor May 27, 2016

green cauliflower 

another word for broccoli

The man was eating green cauliflower.

green cauliflower by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019