French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

french

The worst insult to ever call somebody. Do not use this word anywhere, under any circumstances.

Guy 1: You stupid French!
Guy 2: Don't say that, very offensive word you know

by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022

Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory

Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe

by Dimk Man January 7, 2023

The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.

I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!

by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

French Pickle

Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone

We just French pickled Andres

by FrenchPickler November 3, 2019

French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019