by Gwader October 27, 2018
The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011
Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025
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by hoesquad October 20, 2017
Verb, slang
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019