Facebook Fog 

The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.

We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.

Facebook Fog by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010

Facebook Evangelist 

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.

Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist

Facebook Evangelist by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010

Facebook-a-phile 

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

Facebook-a-phile by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

Facebook Rage 

The extreme frustration one feels when Facebook changes things up.

I got some major Facebook Rage today when I couldn't figure out how to use Facebook's new "helpful" feature

Facebook Rage by Ruhlentheworld September 21, 2011

Facebook suicide note 

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.

Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.

Facebook suicide note by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011

FaceBook Blur

the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)

Dude that Facebook Blur was totally disappointing... i thought she would be much hotter

FaceBook Blur by bloop1785 October 20, 2011

Facebook rejection 

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.

Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."

Facebook rejection by equestrienne January 2, 2012