He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.
by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021

Sadface Ethan Is an amazing Christian artist who makes amazing music about his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. (He is also the CHH boxing world champion)
by I’m.not.gay August 7, 2022

Omg he is such an ethan
by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022

by Erikka February 27, 2020

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.
by whitecreek February 11, 2022

Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails
ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
by oggasboogas February 24, 2021
