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Sloppy Duck 

An individual who is not only sloppy drunk, but is also acting like a duck. (please see duck entry) They are best known for being a very noisy species. Their behavior is best characterized by; spillage of alcoholic beverages, screeching loudly (also known as quacking) and incessantly searching for items they have lost in their drunken stupor, before falling asleep in the club. The sloppy duck (slopopithus) is indigenous to South Florida, yet they can be found all over the world. Attempts have been made to domesticate this wild creature, yet when in captivity they tend to become very depressed and yearn to be out in the wild. If you spot a sloppy duck please approach with caution, they may seem fun at first, but they will end up ruining your night and your shoes with their projectile vomiting.
Yeah she was acting like a sloppy duck
Sloppy Duck by UFsucksGoNoles December 2, 2010
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Chinese Duck Tongue 

Oral sex, particularly with a female whose vagina is compressed during stimulation. So named for the tightness of the labia, causing it to look like a duck's tongue. The "Chinese" part of the phrase is in reference to Chinese prostitutes, and makes this phrase a racial slur.
Hey baby, give me some of that Chinese Duck Tongue.
Chinese Duck Tongue by ATR13 July 2, 2011
In bowling, it is when you perform 3 spares in a row. Much like a Turkey, which is 3 strikes in a row.
Werewolf: That's 3 spares in a row! I just rolled a duck!
Pipsqueak: Well Quack Quack motherfucker
A Duck by Theedingo1 September 10, 2011
Someone not ready for the real world (the big sea -- they're restricted to the mud, not even ready for wading in the shallows). Used by some in the navy as a disparaging term for marines and coast guard. Used also in amateur radio for people whose broadcast is weak (and therefore come through muddy with too much noise and not enough signal).
Wait here, mud duck, and let me show you how it's done.
mud duck by Eng Monger August 4, 2016

shuck it duck it 

an exclamation coined by 2012 Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain at the Republican Leadership Conference.
My my my; my my my. Sound like y'all bout to have a party in here. Ahhhhhh shuck it duck it now- Herman Cain
a loud, possibly juicy, fart wot sounds like a muffled duck quacking in a mud puddle.
yo that bitch was straight trippin...when we was peepin that movie she ripped a nasty mud duck son.
Mud Duck by j-tits July 16, 2007