One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.
Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.
by Byron Black June 14, 2007
When having anal sex, you slap them in the face, cum in their ear and mix it with the wax hence creating banana cream pie. then you take a dump in their mouth, forcing them to eat the before mentioned "banana cream pie"
by Jackson March 30, 2005
Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,
heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy
: THE BEST
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,
heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy
: THE BEST
by sausage and eggs April 06, 2008
by poprockzancrack May 19, 2013
A sexual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. As she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. While swishing the girl bends over and opens up her asshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her ass in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot glass, which is then dropped into a half pint of Guiness then chugged.
Last night at the bar while others were doing Irish car bombs, I had the bartender give a me a shot glass and Guiness, so I could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some Irish Cream Sodas.
by msd3million January 09, 2009
by Major Blackentarry August 15, 2011
When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”
I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic
by Saineone711 September 18, 2021