Chris

the sweetest boy who was ever mine but treated me better before we started dating. i feel like his love is fading but i truly do love him so much. i wish he realized how bad i want him to compliment me and to love me loudly, because i love him so so much

i love chris

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

Chris Jung

A korean man that's a 20/10 on the attractiveness scale best kj main I know. Very nice online and offline you're really hot tien. Always in that silly goofy mood! SHEEEEEHOIII.

You're even more nicer than Chris Jung!

by mwahhasdwq January 11, 2022

chris ware

A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!

Chris Ware is the most thickest

by Boah nall February 18, 2018

Chris and Onya

They are the most wonderful couple in the world, there ship name is Conya. They will forever be in my heart. They are amazing long live Conya, long live Conya, LONG LIVE CONYA, LONG LIVE CONYA!!

Chris: I love you

Onya: i love you more boo
Alex (there best friend): Awe you guys are soooo cute please kiss
Chris: Um oh ok
Onya: ummm ok boo
Chris and Onya kiss behind a bush and live happily ever after

by hahahahafuckensavagealexbitch November 6, 2017

Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach

Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.

by safety.scissors October 18, 2024