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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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Califugee

A person who moved from California to another state, usually for political or economic reasons.
Over 80,000 Califugees moved to Texas in 2019 alone.
by Vincent van Dough August 3, 2022
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California goodbye

The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
by Cali#1 August 6, 2022
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california reaper

1. SPICYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2. A grim reaper guy who lives in california
1. DUDE GIVE ME THE MILIK I JUST HAD A CALIFORNIA REAPER TO SPICYYY EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. UH bro there is a california reaper outside our house run through the garden and go somewhere else quick!!!!!
by canoeboy27 August 28, 2022
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California

If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.
Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
by stainless67 August 30, 2022
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California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.
Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
by lapda September 5, 2022
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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022
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