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Cum Yoghurt

A delicious snack to have on a Tuesday
You can eat it hands free or with a spoon
Hmmm yes, I’ll have a cum yoghurt for my lunch today
by Willy on a Tuesday February 13, 2020
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Cum Slug

When girls vagina get super creamy and she drags it across the floor leaving a trail.
She cum slugged on the floor after I cream pied her last night.
by Officialspydaman March 14, 2020
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Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!
by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020
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Cum and Tell

Basically beating your jimmy in front of the whole class and telling them how you're doing it.
Hey class! Today we will be doing a Cum and Tell!
by blaser5 March 22, 2020
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Queer Cum

When your cum appears to be yellow in color.
I had queer cum last night, it was soo cool!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned
After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.
by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020
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Cum Purse

A vagina filled with the cum of multiple people.

A promiscuous woman's vagina.
You think Becky has a cum purse.

I banged so many guys, instead of having all of thier pictures I keep them in cum purse to remember them!
by Buttmole asspickle August 23, 2020
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