Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise
by gdollar January 03, 2004
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let the shit hit the fan

Sometimes it's advantageous to ignore the problem, let it explode, and have other people deal with it. This policy is called "let the shit hit the fan".
A: Look, these numbers they gave us are really wrong.
B: I say, let the shit hit the fan and then they'll fix it.
by UrbanCulture July 11, 2006
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A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003
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shits hitting the fan

when you pick up poo and lob it in a fan and it sprays everywhere -
On xbox live:
Marc: OMG shits hitting the fan!
Steve: Oh no it must be spraying everywhere!
by Baldykaine January 24, 2012
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one-hit wonder

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.
Blink 187 was a one hit wonder, baby!
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Hitting the tip of your dick

The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
by Rump Taster July 13, 2011
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