Dylan Gorringe

A beautiful women who wears headphones to study or listen to you. She loves sicko lode and can cheer up anyone’s day.

Man I wish I could find a Dylan Gorringe in my life

by Jaspergolan February 12, 2023

dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.

Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates

by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020

Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.

No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT

by aah2003 April 16, 2019

Dylan Goetz

An amazing human being and very good at everything he does

Hey did you see Dylan Goetz, he is very amazing at everything he does

by TwitchyGnu May 5, 2020

Dylan

A short kid who likes anime and probably has 20 viruses and knows a gay priest.

person: I'm tall
Me: I'm Dylan

by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021

Dylan

Dylan Rogers is a great guy, He studies linguistics because he is one of those 'universalist' types who maintains a cool-guy composure to give some people a rock to lean on, He's great at Rugby, hits hard, has curly hair, yet has a certain unmovable quality to him that can get annoying to be honest, overall a cool guy who could tone down the cool-guy composure just a little bit and have faith in both himself and others to perform their role without him,

Dylan Rogers rugby-trucked me so hard I felt my teeth insult my Pineal Gland, the seat of creation, but nevertheless this a pretty cool guy who deserves love.

by Passionately.Empty1 March 24, 2021

dylan

dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.

dylan is my king. i'd die for him.

by panpan <3 December 3, 2019