Lisa Apple

It’s Lisa from the simpsons but she became an Apple

Lisa Apple is the goat

by megadoodoo June 16, 2025

apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024

Apple Crittermunt

Delectable limited time sweet treat from TacoBell with empanada exterior and apple pie filling.

I want some Apple Crittermunts for desert after this!

by Gutnis March 8, 2025

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

Apple

Makes mustard

Friend: i want some mustard for my hotdog

Me: *sqeezes apple*

Friend: 🗿

Apple hey apple

by Regidrago January 22, 2021

Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.

The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021