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adopt me

by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021
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fuck me

a word you yell when you are mad
by solmel1 September 8, 2019
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shuse me

same as "excuse me", however, when you say "excuse me" you are asking politly. "shuse me" is to be said while pushing someone out of the way.
Shuse me! ::push::
by Matt November 4, 2003
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Tap me

When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay
Steve: hey brad tap me one

Brad: ye sure

Steve: sound
by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019
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Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.
It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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Bite me

"Bite Me" has been used as a dismissive comment since the 70's. It's a phrase you toss at your friends or pets when they're being dicks, but you still love them.. " Bite me" is more cuddly than "Fuck you".
My pitbulls won't eat their supper. "Bite me, dogs! No more cheese appetizers for you!"
by Dogma mama December 1, 2020
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smurfed me

to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation
me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me
by swill killer 95 January 16, 2010
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