zimjob

A blowjob given by a gay man named Zimmerman.

Hey man you owe me a zimjob later.

by Funderdangle October 7, 2023

ZimGao’ed

When you can’t make time to attend an important event with your former boss and mentees.

Steven: Hey guys, I’m hosting a karaoke night!
Zim: Sorry I can’t attend
Steven: God Dammit; I just got ZimGao’ed

by ProfessionalBumbaYute October 24, 2023

zime

Beauty beyond

Zime is so beautiful

by Zimebestiemichelle April 19, 2018

zimmed

(1) To have work passed off onto you by a lazy co-worker.

(2) To be the victim of a crop-dusting (walk-by-farting).

(1) Ron was supposed to do that task, but he zimmed it onto me.

(2) After Ron walked by my cube, I could smell that I got zimmed.

by The Jerk Store January 26, 2010

Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.

She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ

by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010

Zimran

A quintessential gentleman. Good with drugs (Did chem eng at uni). Rumoured to be batman. Not a fan of Chai (Has too much of a bite, sometimes). A football almanac ('Well, I used to be a fan'). Kind soul who's too old for this shit. Distinguished by his wookiee noises heard around the hallway during midday. Might be actual wookiee. A Stark fan of John Williams.

Also, a non-res.

How is your Zimran doing?
Mine's making star wars noises, is that normal?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Says so on the back of the box right here.

by Kylo_Ren_Belly June 24, 2018

zimp

a zipm is a simp but zimp follows twitch.tv TOS

your a zimp

by hackerman69420 December 16, 2020