Your Mum/Mom 

Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.

"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"

Your Mum/Mom by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011

your mum's pussy 

it is used by townies/chavs.

moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy

your mum's pussy by owen April 5, 2005

your mum epic 

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.

such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit

your mum epic by eddy baby July 26, 2006

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma 

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.

……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma by Yr Mum, Yr Dad......Yr Grandma March 17, 2011

your mum's tits 

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

your mum's tits by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

your mum on toast by Phinycs November 2, 2005

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks

a phrase used to start fights by a group known only as the fountain boys, they use it loosely amongst each other however say it to make people angry, it implies that they have experienced a stink from your mothers vagina, the phrase has now spread to a much wider community, it is widely used in australia

a man walks up to a bar and says to the guy sitting next to him "your mum's cunt stinks"

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks by John Gould April 30, 2006