get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Go suck your dick

An insult. When one wants to insult another and tell him/her to, ‘Go suck a dick!’ but does not want them to suck their dick. Only to tell them to suck your own dick, hence ‘Go suck your dick!’

Ross was annoying Robert so that Robert wanted to tell Ross to “Go suck a dick!” However, Robert didn’t want to subject anyone else to Ross’ stupidity so he told Ross to suck his own dick… ‘Go suck your dick!”

by Jack Zun December 23, 2023

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023