Cock Slurping Dick Waffle

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

by mexgema July 24, 2018

waffle it

When you've been out partying all night and you stop by the Waffle House for crappy hour.

girl #1: What do ya'll wanna do now?
girl #2: I don't know...
girl #3: Hey! Let's waffle it!
all together: Yeah!

by Aunt Heater February 6, 2007

waffle house

A kick ass 24 hour place to get waffles. Popular in the dirty south

It's 3 am and I gots the munchies, lets hit the waffle house

by DinkMkr March 7, 2003

Waffle house

The only reason to go to disney world. An exact opposite of the magic kingdom and a lot more enjoyable.

If we aren't stopping at every Waffle house, on the way you can forget the magic kingdom .

by yorkie stomper July 6, 2008

waffle hub

The only part of a hotel that matters.

1. If there is not a waffle hub in this Motel 6 I'm leaving.

2. The Marriot may be nice, but does it have a waffle hub.

by HUDUH August 13, 2015

October waffle

What happens to a girl's thighs when she sits down on a mesh chair in a skirt then gets up about 15 minutes later and the pattern is pressed into her skin.

The only downside to short skirts is the October waffle.

by brunettegrenade February 20, 2011

The waffle house

A area that has found it’s new host

“The waffle house has found it’s new host”

by TechnobladeNevaDies January 20, 2023