Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

by Floss 69 July 25, 2008

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.

wow my son has an primo net worth!

by con"eriba February 25, 2022

Worth

A quirky ginger who is very hot and cool. May or may not have a Wilbur soot obsession

"omgggg did you see worth today?"
"yeahh she is so cool"

by wasspopinggggggg November 21, 2021

Moons Worth

A unit of measurement to signify an astronomical quantity or value.

I need a moons worth of concrete to complete this building.

by thepablo March 12, 2023

Steak Dinners Worth

A purchase generally worth around the sum of $80 - $100 + seen commonly used in investment lingo or other activities involving large chunks of money.

Bitcoin‘s price is down quite a bit, I went ahead and threw a Steak Dinners Worth at it and it’s already increased tenfold.

Man, I hate these gas prices I had to blow a Steak Dinners Worth on my tank fill up last night.

by 𒅒 May 16, 2022

worth any bread

having worth, or any contribution to society.

- That wanker isn't worth any bread.
- This career makes me feel as I'm finally worth any bread.

by JoetheLowLow May 29, 2017