Wizard 101

To put it simply, crack. British wizard-y crack. Yeah.

Black Guy 1-"Yo, my nigga, wanna shoot some H?"
Black Guy 2-"Nah, bro, I be playin' mah Wizard 101. It's the shit. All the drug intake I'll ever need, bro."
White Guy 1-"Shit."

by Black Guy 1 January 31, 2009

Wizard Powers

When you don't masturbate to pornography, for each day you don't, this is what you recive. The more you don't masturbate the more people are subconciously attracted to you sexually.

Wow Daniel I can not believe you got that hot girls number, it must be your Wizard Powers!

by Ogmudbone6676 October 18, 2016

Technical Wizard

A person who knows their way around technical appliances and computers. Someone who understands the deeper functions and quirks or computer programming, peripherals and applications as well as home electronics and is able to help mere mortals in coping with these.

Cindy hooked up my home cinema system AND fixed my PC. That gal is a real technical wizard, I tell you!

by Ruikku January 11, 2012

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard's Sleeve

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.

"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."

by Slave 1 July 1, 2005

Wizard Stick

Drinking game in which the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the full beer for every can dranken until it creates a staff. Subnotes: 1) A good way to gage how drunk everyone is 2) When the Wizard Stick is long enough you can play limbo 3) It's real awkward when your Wizard Stick is too long 4) You can cheers girls (or dudes...) from across the room 5) Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Yes....? Me to. Enjoy, this game is fun!...(hello theo, its me theo and i am drunk, sweet!)

Hello Gandolf, nice Wizard Stick.

Hold on, I'm washing my Wizard Stick.

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch you with my huge Wizard Stick.

Who wants to wrap my Wizard Stick with tape?

by Ginsglasserstein February 2, 2008