a man without a beard

a male without any facial hair that is a beard

gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

Up the creek without a pattle

In a difficult situation without a way out

Guy 1: I have 2 hours of homework in class A, 2 hours of homework in class B, and only have one hour.
Guy 2: well your up the creek without a pattle

by Mark Zuckerberg1 September 22, 2011

stoned without a smoke

It is a phrase which means you feel stoned without the bodily harm of the drugs.

Guy: Dude! I feel stoned without a smoke!
Friend: Dude! So do I!

by Jared Peterson April 28, 2008

THE ONLY WORD WITHOUT A VOWEL

CRWTH-its some kind of insterement

dsadfsacfrhrtythfrbhsrd sfger rrgergergrg

by Ryan Jones January 19, 2005

people without phones

People who are too poor to be part of the other 99.99% of the USA that have cellphones.

Okay Class, who here has a phone.
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones

by Batman33333 December 2, 2013

Drop the soap without the middleman

The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.

Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.

by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020

Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013