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Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.
Fucking jehova witness god they are annoying
by Pennyworth832 December 22, 2016
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Jehovah's Witnesses

1. A member of a global Christian congregation who worship Jehovah as the only God, believe in Jesus as God's son sent to ransom humankind from sin and death and is now ruling as king in heaven. They believe that the goodnews must be preached before the end comes and stays neutral in National and Racial controversies.

2. A member of an international Christian organisation whose believes are based solely on the Bible. They often go from house to house preaching, "God's Kingdom." The Witnesses also have no clergy class and regularly meet for worship at the, "Kingdom Hall"

3. A group of Christians that were hated and persecuted by Nazi Germany along with the Jews and Roma for refusing military service. The Witnesses were also persecuted by the former Soviet Union for refusing military service as conscious objectors. They believe a Christian shouldn't get involved in war as Jesus taught that one should love his neighbor as himself.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often hated, misunderstood and despised by a lot of people but a closer look at them and their believes will annul such hatred and misunderstanding.

These definitions were written based on unbiased historical evidence. The above informations were collected from face to face interview with the Witnesses, from their website (www.jw.org), The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (www.ushmm.org),and Jewish Virtual Library (www.jewishvirtuallibray.org)
Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at my door this morning and offered a free home bible study course
by apallison December 10, 2017
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Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.
by thetek November 3, 2003
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Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
by pentozali December 30, 2009
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Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people just like every one else but you do have the retards that try to force there religion on you but its not just them there is also other religions that do it also but all religion points to one thing and that is god or gods and they all try to achieve one thing and thats going two heaven or somthing like that but personly a think people put to much faith into god but not enough in theselves and it would be better if there was no religon because everyone would be treat each other as an equal.
Jehovah's Witnessesthanks god before they thank the real heros such as doctors fireman and loads of other people
by rfc June 24, 2007
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man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
by boomer inc. August 12, 2021
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Witness Protection

A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson

Joseph Paul

Willy Taylor
by Jmichael May 25, 2012
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