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pimp windows

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.
It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...
by wordshark November 6, 2007
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Frosty Windows

When you give a girl a facial while she's wearing glasses
Jen: I can't get this jizz off my glasses!
Sara: maybe you shouldn't have gotten frosty windows!!
by Ammo11m January 10, 2012
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Microsoft Windows

1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
I use Microsloth Winblows...errr I mean Microsoft Windows
by Malice September 16, 2003
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Windows Server 2003

The other definitions are correct: Windows Server 2003 is very stable, and it is rather surprising that Microsoft could accomplish writing such an OS. It definitely pwns Mac OS X Server and is almost worthy of comparison with some Linux server systems.
Yay, I just bought Windows Server 2003.
by Macinshit September 8, 2006
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Windows ME

Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.
Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
by Marc August 1, 2004
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Windows ME

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.
lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
and
Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?
by ExKay August 9, 2003
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Windows 7 Party

Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.
"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."
by nabalzbhf September 29, 2009
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