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Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
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Lucy turner

Most beautiful girl ever and is loved so much and deserves the world. She is so lovely cute adorable and pretty
by Lucy turner February 14, 2020
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tina turner

When one is confronted with a challenge or challenges in life and perseveres to overcome whatever is standing in their way using willpower, faith, and determination.
I'm going to Tina Turner my way through this and get myself to a better place.
by G Davis September 5, 2022
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turner rose

by yuiy February 22, 2021
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triple turner

Dude, my girlfriend totally used the triple turner on me last night and it felt amazing!!!
by totomam May 10, 2017
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Turner-10

The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.
Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.

Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.
by JB9903 October 28, 2020
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justin turner

To test positive for COVID 19, then immediate meet up with your crew
I know you got a positive result yesterday, why are you pulling a Justin Turner?
by Ferlgatr October 29, 2020
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