Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

Weemo

Wannabe emo.

You may seem them on MySpace..or mostly likely..Bebo, with the display picture of a..say, wrist covered with blood, or one of those dreaded "scene" photos, with a random scene kid wearing heaps of makeup, and the photo has been photoshoped to make a certain colour stand out.
They very rarely have photos of themselves.

They are usually mainstream, and listen to My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, AFI and 30 Seconds To Mars. Of course, it would not be any of those bands older stuff (like Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend or AFI's Very Proud Of Ya).

Weemos write really terrible poetry that doesn't make any sense.
Weemos go around commenting actual emos.
Weemos are un selfaware
Weemos piss me off.

Weemo: "omg scene kid you're so hawt lolz"
Scene Kid: "Uh..."
Weemo: "LOLZ!!!1!1!"

by [Um:] December 15, 2008

weeney

A great word for when your to excited to say very as you8 can really emphasize the "Weeeeeney"

Im weeney excited
I was weeney drunk last night
My birds t*ts are weeney big

by Barington November 25, 2004

alien ween

any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.

*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen!"

by t0mmy teh TANK March 16, 2005

weedophile

adj. one who is obsessed with all aspects of smoking weed, also known as ali's disease, a weedophile is also known as an 'ali'

omg that rainey smokes weed all day. she is such an weedophile.

by preppy von hippie July 16, 2008

Weenos

Another name for sneakers

I'll be right there. I'm putting on my weenos

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

weemote

The weemote® is a TV remote control made by Fobis Technologies, Inc. It has a very simple user interface which allows small children the ability to operate most television and home entertainment systems with little confusion. The hidden programming panel allows parents to enter up to ten channels for their child's use. All other channels are then blocked. The pre-school colors and shapes used on the buttons allow children to easily remember their favorite channels. The weemote® is extremely durable with screw-down battery door and programming door.

Weemote® makes TV safer for kids!

by shibshib January 4, 2009