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Weekend at Barney’s 

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s
Weekend at Barney’s by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s 

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.
Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

Weekend Rooter 

A Man who constantly scores a root every weekend. Usually From the night clubs. 9/10 he’s just desperate as.
E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird

weekend rooter 

A man who constantly gets a root every weekend. Usually he’s desperate as and finds the girls at the night clubs
E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”

Weekend Roommate 

Someone who stays at another person’s house/dorm room for sex, all weekend long.
Alex has his usual Weekend Roommate over this weekend.
Weekend Roommate by ArchiveSZN March 29, 2025

Weekend Wally 

A pejorative term: It's the guy, in any sport or hobby, that only occasionally partakes in that activity and doesn't know enough to not fuck it up for everyone else. a.k.a the weekend warrior.
That weekend wally is pulling a tube erratically and fucking up the lake by making it rough for everyone who wants to wakeboard or ski.