wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 06, 2020
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Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.
"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."
by TheClamBurgular August 13, 2016
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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time
Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas
by Nan (sapling) July 03, 2022
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wedding bang

To bang (have sexual intercourse) someone while other people's weddings are in session.
Yesterday at Ellie's party jaquelle and I ended up wedding banging in the hotel room upstairs.
by fuckboysarounddaworld June 01, 2015
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wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
by mikethegreat26 March 08, 2013
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wed off

To wed something or someone off is to forget about them
First guy:man,hav u seen yo girl over there with another dud?
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her
by Cokee skyper June 13, 2019
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Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.
“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”
by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023
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