Cock weasel

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.

AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel

by James Ripley October 26, 2004

cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine

Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!

by Matt K. May 26, 2003

The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.

I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!

by Tlove412 March 3, 2011

Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016

WeaselPickle

A generically funny word. From "That 70's Show"

In this scene all the characters are in the "circle" and are all high

Kelso: Ya know whats a funny word?
Eric: I wonder who stole all my money?
Kelso: WeaselPickle!
Hyde:It wasn't me
Kelso:{laughing}
Eric: I think that it was you, Hyde
Kelso:{Still laughing}
Kelso:WEASELPICKLE!!!!

by Grim1Tuesday2 February 14, 2009

weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.

"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."

by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

weasel suit

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011