wankered

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.

"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"

by Mooresy March 3, 2005

Wander-Slutting

After a break-up, a period in time where a person will make a point to socialize for the mere purpose of having sex with whomever wanders their way. Usually out of spite.

You and Jay broke up? Great! Let's go wander-slutting and relieve the pain!

by Alisha D December 11, 2007

Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Wandering rose

Someone who is beautiful inside, but refuses to believe it. They wander the world in search of themselves, but they really don't need to be searching. They just need to open their eyes or look in the mirror.

Other people's view: Wow what an awesome person.
Wandering rose's view: who am I, Do I have a purpose, do i matter at all?

by Dianatrics February 13, 2010

wanker wink

the small movement that a man's dick makes before he actually starts getting an erection

My man and I were spooning last night. He wasn't hard yet, but I felt a little wanker wink.

by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010

Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

wankernaught

A person who is such a massive wanker that they are off the planet.

That guy is such a wankernaught.

by Bryagh October 3, 2014