Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010

wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 13, 2005

Emperor Wang

The name belonging to the musical duo of Joe Pantelon and Samuel Sexchange

There are currently aproximately 6 copies of the debut album '7 Deadly Rims' officially released at Caroline's party in May 2006, and there is also a limited edition "Bum Hole EP" of which only three copies were produced and released to a short list of fans.

If you would like to request any Emperor Wang material (music, track lists etc.) or any further information regarding the band please send an email to [e-mail].

Some of Emperor Wangs Songs:
Bondage Queen (Mizbar's Cum Gullet) - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
Bum Hole Song - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
I Think I Need A Poo - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP

by Mr Ram July 29, 2008

wang train

Usually consists of 2 girls and three guys; one gay, one bi, and one straight. The gay guy is the conducter while the first girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Then the second guy is giving it to the first girl while the second girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Finally the straight guy is railing the Second chick to complete the train. ALL ANAL!

Dude last night we found two girls on craigslist who would wang train for $450.

by M. Lester May 22, 2007

Wang Wobbling

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"

by SenorBivins July 8, 2009

Hairy Wang

a Wang that is so damn hairy. A Wang covered in luscious locks of hair.

Damn dude, you have a hairy wang!

by HarambeIsAlive December 6, 2016

wanging

A mixture between hangin' and wagging.

We were wanging maths

by edmeista February 24, 2005