by Skippy69420 December 2, 2021

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own
“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
by We’re poor October 10, 2022

by Armyopathy July 23, 2023

A person who declines an offer of food until the food arrives, at which point they begin circling and opportunistic stealing
She said she wasn't hungry, but when I only ordered enough for myself she went all Taco Vulture on me.
by The BONEMASTER July 8, 2017

A person of African culture who steals other cultures then claims a race they have stolen from has no culture
Culture vulture says"Only we can have dread's" when wearing an item of clothing or playing a sport from that races culture
by It's a two way street March 5, 2021

A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.
Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture
by SteelWhiskers May 27, 2016

Someone that moans about how sad the death of a celebrity is, yet never talks about all of the normal people that die every day. Very trendy to do on Social Media, including Facebook, Tumblr, etc.
by Unrepentant13 August 13, 2014
