lacrosse vs. baseball

An argument between baseball and lacrosse players. Generally decided by questions regarding, Which sport takes more skill? Which sport takes more coordination?

Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?

The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.
lacrosse vs. baseball

BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.
by OleMiss March 10, 2008
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On Fleek vs On Point

On Fleek is like an eyebrow thing when your eyebrows are on Fleek but like on point can be anything. your music taste is on point your outfit is on point. somebody doesn't say your music taste is on Fleek because then they just sounds stupid because you're not using the right slang.

Fleek is a combination of fly and sleek. On point is like, When you graph there's a point and you're on it. It's more mathematical sounding because you're on point you're like at that position like you're exactly on the right point. On Fleek is more like eyebrows or an on fleek outfit. because your outfit is fly and sleek.
On Fleek vs On Point
On Fleek: My eyebrows look so good their on fleek.
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On point: When your Jordans are clean and they aren't bent, their on point. Their exact.
by ordinary_someone October 19, 2015
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Plants Vs Zombies

Yet another Video Game Series that was ruined by EA
Plants Vs Zombies 1 was pretty good, but EA Ruined 2
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aliens vs. predator

Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.
by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010
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Lacrosse vs. Baseball

Lacrosse is much bette then freakin baseball because baseball takes no freakin skill and you cant have flo or have any bros

basesball cant even play in the drizzle
lax plays in freakin anything
the objective of baseball is to be safe at home.

"Lacrosse vs. Baseball" is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots
by lax bro chill April 28, 2010
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Red vs Blue

Despite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church.
Church: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"
by Rufus Shinra November 12, 2004
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England vs America

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)
by Nitrokausion May 08, 2008
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