vodka

One of the main things that Russians drink. In Russian everyone drinks vodka like water. Vodka is very cheap in Russia, you could buy it for about a nikle a bottle.

Kosta:Andrey napelsa chevota.
Denes:Naverna on plasnool sebe vodke.

by Andre July 23, 2005

Vodkashitz

Uncontrollable loose stool resulting from drinking too much Vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.

Aw, man, don't go in there, we were doing shots last night, I got the Vodkashitz.

by Enchanted M April 23, 2005

vodka knob

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.

Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

Vodka

The best drink in the world especially when mixed with the pine apple juice.This concoction will make you spek like never before and say things that were ment to be kept inside.

" Hey...did you know that i fucked your brother?"
" HOly shit!! did you hear that!? MAria must have had some Vodka"

by A verry hott sexxy chick January 9, 2004

vodka

Russian courage! Gives you heat when you walk in the snow and lets you think you can sleep in it. Helped russian soldiers in WW2 getting killed for their nation!!!
Lowers inhibition to the "GET NAKED" point.
Also helps you play poker.

Russia equals Quebec but with less partys and less snow (I admit it's colder in Russia)

Vodka....we need some vodka, we need some VODKA!!! HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!! VODKA WE NEED SOME VODKA..........

Guy 1: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty.......
Guy 2: DAMN FILL IT UP!!!! FILL IT UP!!!!!!!

1st Quebecer: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty........ I'ma drink it one shot but could you please bring the Waterbong closer???
2nd Quebecer: Yeah which Bong do you want??? Don't worry I'm 18 I can buy alcohol any time I want!!!!

by Alecks_THE_REAL_ONE January 20, 2008

vodkashitze.

Uncontrollable loose stools from drinkng too much vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.

Dude, don't go in there. We were playing quarters last night and I got the Vodkashitz.

by Enchanted M April 24, 2005

vodkaieness

how much something tastes like vodka

you can taste the vodkaieness of mikes hard lemonade

by wannahakalugie September 23, 2009