Uber-virus

A virus formed by the hybridization of all other viruses.

The Virus that simply bitch-slaps people to death.

by Wesley Pina April 28, 2004

Limey Virus

A strange phenomenon in which after prolonged exposure to a accented voice (especially British accents), you begin to slightly mimic the accent semi-consciously.

After watching all those Animal Planet documentaries, I began suffering from a the Limey Virus

by Alucard54s January 31, 2010

Corn virus

The corona virus is not a joke, but the corn virus is.

I have the corn virus.

by Bottom500 player February 18, 2020

Jesus Virus

A virus you can get from a porn site. Because Jesus does not want you looking at porn.

13 year old kid: Man, I got a jesus Virus the other day.
Other person: Did your parents find out?
13 yr old kid: Nah I have a porn eraser.

by TheNewJTM1 July 20, 2009

Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020

Wuhan Virus

A common name for Sars-Cov-2, AKA the Chinese Coronavirus, AKA the Chinese Virus.

I ate some bats and got Wuhan virus!
Some lady sat next to me on the subway and started coughing. I hope I didn't get the Wuhan virus.

by ChiefJudge April 4, 2020

Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.

M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007