A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!
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to smoke weed and drink alcohol at the same time; synonym for cross-fading, can also be used as “velocitizing” or “velocitized” depending on the tense used in the sentence.
my dude, you tryin’ to velocitize?
by mwojcik May 2, 2019
Get the velocitize mug.Juan Manuel Fangio was a friggin Velocirex.
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Get the velociraptor blue mug.the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!
The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!
by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012
Get the high velocity impact reset mug.A type of drink consisting of 1 part clear hard liquor 1 part Red Vault over shaved ice with an optional splash of grenadine and a wedge of lime.
We all got smashed during a night of massive velociraptor consumption and proceeded to blow chunks all over the toilet. One dude even threw up an entire lime wedge!
by chipsdubbo April 19, 2010
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