Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.

Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”

by Kauboi October 28, 2023

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

by Firemanjones January 29, 2019

Vegetably

Has Vegetables to some degree

This soup smells vegetably

by 123vegetably July 27, 2023

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.

"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."

by loxlie August 10, 2023