Skip to main content

urban dictionary

my lord and saviour

my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment
my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

urban dictionary

my best friend, always there for me when i don’t know what something means, and besides apparently everything has to do with sex, it’s very useful
Person 1: And i said stfu
Me: *Wtf does stfu means*
Urban dictionary: Now worries i got you
by cuteasabuttonhe March 1, 2021
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

urban dictionary

abe: u comin to school? or u still on urban dictionary?
me: i gotta figure out what a 'dirty luke' means
abe: that is a yes
by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh May 7, 2021
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

urban dictionary

a cool site where people add cringey word definitions
*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day
by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

urban dictionary

the site that you are on right now, i mean, why would you search this? dumbass
by urban clappers February 16, 2022
mugGet the urban dictionary mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email