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un-fun fascist

people who are not fun and hate everything fun
Andras Lenart is an un-fun fascist
by Alex Bohner June 12, 2007
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unfuriated

pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.
"After that guy ran into my car, I acted all unfuriated, because I knew getting mad wouldn't get me anything, and I needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. But that miserable asshole ruined a perfectly good Rav-4. I wish he would die."
by Clemens March 27, 2008
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unfucky

When someone is so unhappy, it stops people from having sex with them.
That person right there is too unfucky, I guess I gotta try someone else.
by I used my brain November 12, 2018
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unfukwitable

An FCC-friendly way of saying "unable to be fucked with". Coined on the Cartoon Network Adult Swim message boards, later displayed on a bumper between episodes of Family Guy and Futurama to millions of American viewers.
Man, don't mess with that kid. He's unfukwitable.
by m4wk August 12, 2004
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unfuck

To remove or correct any stupidly fucked up mistakes.
Hey bruh! Can you please unfuck this file?
by devera August 24, 2011
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Unfunny

Amy Schumer is unfunny.
by The Matman April 19, 2017
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unfucker

An unfucker is some one who is a smooth playboy, and totally convinces you that you do want to have sex with him, but when it comes down to it cant hold up his end of the deal for one of the following reasons:

A. Drank too much and cant get it up.

B. Is terrified of having sex perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature ejaculation or has had some type of accident or surgery)

C. Has some type of STD like herpes that he is scared he would pass on to you.

Sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unfuckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline... but it never comes.
Jacie: OMG, I cant believe it, all that smooth talkin and Marcus turned out to be an unfucker.

Tina: What? He unfucked you too?? Gosh, that guy totally unfucked me, and I was sure I was getting laid. I think he is unfucking that little Turkish girl now. Poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unfucker too.
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