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pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.

"After that guy ran into my car, I acted all unfuriated, because I knew getting mad wouldn't get me anything, and I needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. But that miserable asshole ruined a perfectly good Rav-4. I wish he would die."

unfuriated by Clemens March 27, 2008

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infuriated

to be very angry or mad

i am infuriated that my phone scored with my girlfriend more then me.

infuriated by b quarter May 20, 2006

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Unebriated

A state of being too sober for a situation/situation(s)

“I am too unebriated for this shit.”

Unebriated by Wanda Jackoff February 15, 2021

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unebriated

The state of not being intoxicated enough for the given situation, or being too sober to handle the circumstances.

"Man, I am too unebriated for this shit. Bring me another drink."

unebriated by Eeeeeeen. February 16, 2021

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Infuriated suicide

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.

I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise

Infuriated suicide by FakeFace July 8, 2021

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infuriated jellyfish

A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay

I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish

infuriated jellyfish by Mattallica February 27, 2017

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Infuriated

Means Pissed, Flustered, Enraged, Angered and Hot

Jennifer was Infuriated with the loss of her Hollister Jeans and Nikes

Infuriated by Amensed February 10, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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