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unfuriated 

pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.
"After that guy ran into my car, I acted all unfuriated, because I knew getting mad wouldn't get me anything, and I needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. But that miserable asshole ruined a perfectly good Rav-4. I wish he would die."
unfuriated by Clemens March 27, 2008
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infuriated 

to be very angry or mad
i am infuriated that my phone scored with my girlfriend more then me.
infuriated by b quarter May 20, 2006

Unebriated 

A state of being too sober for a situation/situation(s)
I am too unebriated for this shit.”
Unebriated by Wanda Jackoff February 15, 2021

unebriated 

The state of not being intoxicated enough for the given situation, or being too sober to handle the circumstances.
"Man, I am too unebriated for this shit. Bring me another drink."
unebriated by Eeeeeeen. February 16, 2021

Infuriated suicide 

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.
I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise

infuriated jellyfish 

A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay
I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish
infuriated jellyfish by Mattallica February 27, 2017

Infuriated 

Means Pissed, Flustered, Enraged, Angered and Hot
Jennifer was Infuriated with the loss of her Hollister Jeans and Nikes
Infuriated by Amensed February 10, 2020